i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize