Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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