Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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