The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
