Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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