they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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