You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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