so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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