You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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