Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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