Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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