There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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