just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.