I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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