Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon