Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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