I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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