Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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