i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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