how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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