She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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