I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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