R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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