Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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