What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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