apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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