I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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