If that was your dad, he is hot
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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