Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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