And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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