Hey man sorry I got all grabby
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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