im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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