then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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