what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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