He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..