Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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