We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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