She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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