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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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