is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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