im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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