called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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