You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
