you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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