office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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