so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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