i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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