How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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