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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
