He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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