i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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