so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize