Whod you bang
Yo dont text me then not text me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize