Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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