I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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