she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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