They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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