we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Randomize
