wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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