I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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