so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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