I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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